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no pokemon moon exists if only to be constant proof that pokemon dating humans is canon. it’s the worst pokemon fact i know and i require moon to really seal the deal when unleashing that psychic energy on ppl.
I am begging you to please elaborate
1. Okay, so, in Pokรฉmon Diamond, Pokรฉmon Pearl, and Pokรฉmon Platinum, thereโs a library in Canalave City, the Canalave Library. On the back shelves of the brown bookcases full of green books on the right-hand side of the room with the big brown reading table with red chairs in it, thereโs a book called โSinnoh Folk Stories 3โณ. The English translation follows:
โThere once were Pokรฉmon that became very close to humans. There once were humans and Pokรฉmon that ate together at the same table. It was a time when there existed no differences to distinguish the two.โ
However, the original Japanese says something WAY DIFFERENT:
[ ใฒใจใจใใใฃใใใใใใใฑใขใณใใใ
ใใฑใขใณใจใใใฃใใใใใใฒใจใใใ
ใใใใฏใใฒใจใใใใฑใขใณใ ใใชใใ ใฃใใใใใตใคใใฎใใจใ ใฃใ]
โThere were Pokรฉmon that would marry people
There were people that would marry Pokรฉmon
Once upon a time, it was like this, because people and Pokรฉmon were the sameโ
2. In Pokรฉmon Sun and Moon, thereโs a girl in the southwest corner of one of the towns in a light green sundress with a big straw hat on, she has long black hair. If you talk to her, she tells you a story of how she broke her ankle while swimming and this super hot wonderful guy saved her life. She then tells you that if you return in 5 days, you can meet him.
When you return in 5 days, heโs a Machamp.
3. The official Pokรฉmon Japan website has a section for โKairiky Gym Girlโs Talkโ and this one is literally all about how and why the girls interviewed are in love with Machamp
https://www.pokemon.jp/special/kairiky_gym/girlstalk/
TL;DR: Pokรฉmon have a legal level of personhood in the Pokรฉmon universe that permits (or permitted, depending on which region youโre in) them to consent to romantic and sexual relationships with humans, due to their shared creation origin myth.
Horrifying thank you
can we all appreciate this picture donald has in the houseboat. i firmly believe that they were all told to strike poses and Louie consciously decided to pose like he didn’t know what was happening because thats what I always did when i was twelve and apparently im louie